What a little moonlight can do for you...

Don't try to fix me. I'm not broken.
Enjoy or go away. Feel free to reach me - about whatever.
How many orifices does the devil sodomize already?  I daresay, I’ve not been sodomized by the devil yet!

How many orifices does the devil sodomize already? I daresay, I’ve not been sodomized by the devil yet!

(Source: rydenarmani, via danisnotonfire)

let-them-eat-vag:

wailtothethief:

Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.

things to feed my ego

(via wesaanderson)

theicelandicmountaindaisy:

One of my favourite things about Harry Potter is that Harry is such an unreliable narrator, not because he’s lying, but because he was so oblivious, just about anything could be going on under his nose and he wouldn’t even notice. It’s great because it supports basically every headcanon. Like, no, Harry would not have noticed if Sirius and Remus were dating, I know he’s The Chosen One but he’s about as perceptive as a pile of bricks.

(via theloveofcamelot)